The Wuzzles (TV Series)

Crock Around the Clock (1985)

Alan Oppenheimer: Rhinokey, Crock

Quotes 

• Rhinokey : [thunder sounds after he makes a weather joke]  I prefer applause, but thunder-clapping will do.

• Crock : [going through a trash can]  This shopping center doesn't have enough food to make a snack for a Flant.

• Crock : This pathetic umbrella has more holes than a mile of swiss-cheese bread.

• Crock : Well, I've done my good greed for the day.

• Crock : [to his stomach after thunder sounds]  Are you grumblin' again?

• Crock : Oh, bullfinch-feathers.

• Crock : They just don't make cardboard roofs the way they used to.

• Crock : [is bitten by the Birddog he tried to trick out of its house]  Some gratitude. And after I was kind enough to house-sit for ya.

• Crock : I've already called the paramedics.

  Flizard : [Knocks]  Did someone call for a pair o'medics?

• Crock : And you call yourself a refrigerator. Fourteen lunches and you're empty!

• Butterbear : He's been using me all along. And after I treated him just like his own mother.

  Rhinokey : No, you didn't; his own mother threw him out.

• Crock : Why, if you hadn't let me stay here, I'd've caught fruitmonia by now.

• Rhinokey : [laughing]  This is the best practical joke I've ever heard. Wish I'd thought of it.

• Crock : Why aren't you picchin' a storm like I told ya?

  Flizard : We've only got enough fruit for a drizzle - a shower at most.

• Crock : Now make like ghosts and disappear.

• Crock : Ohhhh, it's only insufferable pain, Butterbear. Nothin' for you to worry your pretty head about.

• Crock : That tongue could start a forest fire!

• Crock : Oh, don't trouble yourself, dear lady; I really don't feel that bad.

  Butterbear : Oh, you will - If you don't let me take care of you, that is.

• Crock : Paradise Cellar!

• Rhinokey : This garlicradish-and-pepperonion sauce should angle up Crock's taste-buds!

• Crock : So make sure to get some of my tongue-tingling, snout-smacking, newfangled meloncherry juice. To get yours, stop by 1515 Lazybone Lane.

• Crock : There's no place like home... Even if it doesn't have a roof.

• Crock : The Molehogs.

• Butterbear : How can I repay you?

  Crock : Don't worry; I'll think o'somethin'.

• Crock : I'm bein' Crocknapped!

• Crock : Look out! Runaway Crock!