- Hilda Suarez: Oprah told me that I need to take control of my life. And then Dr. Phil told me that I need to take on a challenge. And then Rachael Ray made a pie..."
- [to Betty, while explaining her newfound motivation to find a job]
- Fabia: I had a doctor... a Dr. Wong, on Spring Street. He give me the injection into my face, and, poof, ten years gone. And you can look 65 again.
- Amanda: You're booking a cruise? You can't afford to cruise the bathroom on the seventeenth floor.
- [to Marc, after she sees that he's checking out the Island Boys Cruise website]
- Marc St. James: [Wilhelmina has just injected duck sauce in her face, and her eyes have swelled up] It's a blessing, Willie. Think about it, Fashion Week! All those people you don't want to see!
- Wilhelmina Slater: But they have to see me! And you will be by my side at all times. You will be my seeing-eye-gay.
- Marc St. James: Just so you know, you'll always be my little chimichanga.
- [pause]
- Marc St. James: It doesn't mean I like you or anything.