Pee-wee's Playhouse (TV Series)
Stolen Apples (1986)
Paul Reubens: Pee-wee Herman
Quotes
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Pee-wee Herman : Hi, Reba.
Reba : Hi there!
[everyone screams]
Reba : Let me guess. I said the secret word, right?
Pee-wee Herman : No. The secret word's not "right", it's "there".
[everyone screams again]
Reba : [laughs] This has to be the most twisted address on my route, Pee-wee.
Pee-wee Herman : Why thank you, Reba.
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Randy : [after eating all of Mrs. Steve's crab apples] Oh, my stomach hurts.
Pee-wee Herman : Gee, I'm sorry you're not feeling well, Randy. We were just going to have some delicious apple pie.
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Jambi : Well, what madcap magic may I muster, master?
Pee-wee Herman : What you say?
Jambi : What's your wish, dude?
Pee-wee Herman : Oh, I wish, I wish, I wish I was a fish.
Jambi : You want to be a fish?
Pee-wee Herman : Yeah, just for a little while. Just long enough to get my feet wet.
[laughs]
Jambi : All right then. Gils and fins and tails that splish, make Pee-wee a temporary fish!
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Pee-wee Herman : If you didn't steal Mrs. Steve's apples, then what are these?
[shows Randy some apple cores]
Randy : I didn't steal 'em. I just kinda took 'em. Besides, what's the big deal? They were just some crummy crab apples.
Pee-wee Herman : Those crummy crabapples belong to Mrs. Steve. You shouldn't steal stuff that doesn't belong to you.
Mrs. Steve : That's right. I demand an apology from you, young man!
Randy : Eh.
Pee-wee Herman : Go on, Randy. Say you're sorry.
Randy : All right. I'm sorry.
Mrs. Steve : Sorry isn't going to put those apples back on my tree. I want you to promise me that you will *never* do that again.
Randy : I promise, Mrs. Steve. I had no idea that taking your delicious apples was going to upset you so. I'm awfully sorry. Can you ever find it in your heart to forgive me? Please!
Mrs. Steve : Well, I suppose I can forgive you this one time. But if it ever happens again, I'm calling the police, and you'll go to prison with all the other apple stealers.
