- Henry: For us, to live any other way was nuts. To us, those worker bees who worked shitty jobs for small paychecks and couldn't telecommute to work every day were dead. I mean they were suckers; they had no balls.
- Henry: If we wanted a smoke break, we just took it. If anyone complained twice, their tech support got hit so bad, believe me, they never complained again.
- Frankie the Mac: Dude, you gotta check out the hottie I just put up on the server. Go to the folder called "thonged up," and double click on the "big bottom girl" picture. It's awwwwesome.
- Jimmy: What are you fuckin' stupid, or what? Take that shit off the server now! I don't care where you put it; take it off! Bring it to where you got it! Get it the hell off of there now! You're gonna get us all fuckin' pinched!