- Kitty Walker: [Kitty calls Sarah] You are never going to believe this. I slept with McCallister.
- Sarah Whedon: Oh God, Kitty, you scared me. I thought something bad had happened.
- Kitty Walker: Something bad did happen. Do you understand that I work for him? He is my boss!
- Sarah Whedon: Oh please, sleeping with co-workers is like a reflex for you.
- Sarah Whedon: And as for Holly, as long as we don't have a gold-digging mistress division, she's of absolutely no use to Ojai Foods or to me.
- Robert McCallister: If you're gonna ask me something, you should just ask it.
- Kitty Walker: Senator, are you running for President?
- Robert McCallister: Yes, I am, Miss Walker. You know what else? I'm gonna win.
- Scotty Wandell: You know, you almost have to love the irony; you're right where I was with you a few months ago.
- Kevin Walker: You know, you ended things with me, Scotty.
- Scotty Wandell: Now you know how hard it is to love someone who doesn't love himself. I feel sorry for you.
- [pause]
- Scotty Wandell: Good luck, Kevin.
- Kitty Walker: I have a crisis to avert over here.
- Kevin Walker: What crisis? It's eight o'clock in the morning. Oh, did something happen last night? Did we get lit? Oh my god! You and Mccallister?
- Kitty Walker: No, I didn't! I didn't! We didn't! We didn't!
- Kevin Walker: How does he look naked? I bet he looks good. Was it hot in that morally reprehensible way?