Van Damage: Jeff Mullins

Quotes 

• Jeff Mullins : This is a very big TV slot for me. If I'm going to get the support from this family values group, I need to make it look like my wife is sane. Can you do that?

  Melinda Mullins : Okay. I can do that.

  Jeff Mullins : Good. That's my good little soldier.

  Melinda Mullins : Oh my God! Honey it's Santa Claus! Stop the car! Stop the car! We're going to give him a ride home! Look, he's lost!

  [Bails out of car]