ER (TV Series)
Dying Is Easy... (2007)
Maura Tierney: Abby Lockhart
Quotes
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Dr. Abby Lockhart : Does it hurt here?
Simon : No, but if you tug on Willy, I'll sing Dionne Warwick's greatest hits.
Dr. Abby Lockhart : Tempting, but no thanks.
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Dr. Abby Lockhart : Your blood tests show that you have leukemia.
Simon : Thank God! I thought you were gonna tell me I had cancer!
Dr. Abby Lockhart : Leukemia is a cancer of the white blood cells in the bone marrow.
Simon : That's great! That's great. So give me some Viagra, send me home, and we're all good!
Dr. Abby Lockhart : This isn't funny.
Simon : [suddenly serious] I know.
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Dr. Abby Lockhart : The EpiPen is spring-loaded, so all you have to do is press it against your thigh, and it fires off a shot.
Simon : Ah. Sounds like my high school years.