- Dr. Crowley: Tell me it's ready, Fairweather. Give me my electronic, positronic Anti-Halloween Machine!
- Ray Stantz: Okay, so the firehouse is gone, Ecto-1's been destroyed, we're out of ghost traps, and we've only got another ten minutes of power left in our packs. Egon, you got a plan?
- Egon Spengler: Not a one.
- Peter Venkman: I do. These things came through a door. We gotta find it and close it.
- Dr. Crowley: I am the chairman of Citizens United Against Halloween and Lots of Other Stuff We Don't Like.
- Louis Tully: Well, not to pry, I, I mean, I'm just an accountant, and eh, and by the way, you probably paid too much for that suit, but eh, w-w-what's all this other stuff you're against?
- Dr. Crowley: All comics, most television, toys, many books, but mostly: Halloween. It's fantasy, not good for kids at all. It serves no purpose!
- Egon Spengler: Wrong.
- [picks up a book and opens it]
- Egon Spengler: Magic, mystery, they're important. Halloween is part of a tradition that goes back centuries, according to legend...
- Dr. Crowley: [shuts Egon's book and grabs it] Forgot to mention: we're against legends, too. Also books about legends. They're not healthy!
- Fairweather: You forgot the first rule of fanatics: when you become obsessed with the enemy, you become the enemy.
- Dr. Crowley: [grabbing a PKE meter from Fairweather] You stole this, didn't you?
- Fairweather: Yes, Dr. Crowley.
- Dr. Crowley: Stealing isn't good. But we need it. So much for that moral dilemma.
- Fairweather: Yes, Dr. Crowley.