Super Smash Bros. Brawl (2008 Video Game)

Paul Eiding: Roy Campbell

Quotes 

• Solid Snake : This guy kind of gives me the creeps.

  Roy Campbell : That's Wario, Snake. Wario first appeared as Mario's rival, but he really made his name in the WarioWare games. Watch out for Wario's bite. It's not just damage you take from it.

  Solid Snake : What do you mean, Colonel?

  Roy Campbell : Wario loves garlic. He eats whole cloves of it day and night. So try not get caught in his mouth. Once that smell gets on you, it'll stick to you for quite a while.

  Solid Snake : That's a scary thought.

  Roy Campbell : He also attacks by farting. He can fart to fly around, too.

  Solid Snake : By farting? are you kidding me?

  Roy Campbell : Sadly, no. I am not kidding. If his belly starts to bulge, watch out.

• Roy Campbell : Snake, you know who that is?

  Solid Snake : You're kidding, right? It's Mario.

  Roy Campbell : Mario made his first appearance in 1981, and since then, he's become a worldwide phenomenon. There's probably not a single person who doesn't know Mario. He's that famous.

  Solid Snake : Good thing I survived long enough to meet him on the field of battle, huh.

  Roy Campbell : This is a once-in-a-lifetime chance, Snake. Now get out of there and show him what you're made of. No regrets.

  Solid Snake : Got it.

• Solid Snake : That guy with the mustache...

  Roy Campbell : Ha. You mean the "King of Second Bananas?"

  Solid Snake : Hey, that's Luigi! Show him a little respect!

  Roy Campbell : Look at that pale skin. He's been living in his brother's shadow for too long.

  Solid Snake : That's a low blow, Colonel!

  Roy Campbell : Face it, Snake! Once a kid brother, always a kid brother!

  Solid Snake : Colonel, what's gotten into you?

  Roy Campbell : La li lu le lo! La li lu le lo! La li lu le lo!

  Solid Snake : Colonel, snap out of it! Colonel! Cooooooloneeeeeeel!

• Roy Campbell : Snake, I see you're fighting Zelda.

  Solid Snake : Yeah, I guess. Doesn't feel right fighting someone in a dress, though...

  Roy Campbell : Don't underestimate her just because she's a woman. Zelda's attacks are backed by powerful magic.

  Roy Campbell : Her hand-to-hand combat may look weak, but her magic makes it cut to the bone.

  Solid Snake : So,this rose has thorns... interesting...

  Roy Campbell : ...This is no time for pick-up lines, Snake.

  Solid Snake : Don't worry. I know from experience that it's the quiet ones you have to watch out for.

• Solid Snake : Colonel! That fox is fast!

  Roy Campbell : You're fighting Fox, eh, Snake? His full name is Fox McCloud. He's the leader of the commando-for-hire unit Star Fox.

  Roy Campbell : They're mostly active in a galaxy known as the Lylat System. Fox and his comrades pilot all-terrain fighter crafts called Arwings. His skills in combat can turn the tide of any battle.

  Roy Campbell : ...You seem to have a thing with foxes, don't you, Snake?

  Solid Snake : Eugh, don't remind me. First FOXHOUND and now this guy... I'm sick of foxes...

  Roy Campbell : You and foxes have a long history together. You ought to be proud.

• Roy Campbell : Careful, Snake! That's the great and terrible Bowser!

  Solid Snake : 'Bowser'? Looks like a... cheap movie monster.

  Roy Campbell : Hardly. Bowser leads an entire army of monsters. But I'd worry more about his claws and fire, if I were you.

  Solid Snake : Doesn't look that tough to me... seems kind of slow, actually...

  Roy Campbell : Well, he is the King of Koopas. It's only natural he'd be slow. But that's only because he's the heaviest fighter here - by far! He's a powerhouse of destruction! Careful he doesn't flatten you!