Elyes Gabel: Gurpreet 'Guppy' Sandhu

Quotes 

• [Greg, Guppy, Alice, Cyd and Abs have gone surfing. Guppy has been stung by a weaver fish in his foot and is in a lot of pain. Abs has a suggestion to get rid of the sting] 

  John 'Abs' Denham : Well there is the traditional remedy. We could try that. On-the-spot job.

  Cynthia 'Cyd' Pyke : [grinning]  Oh yeah.

  Gurpreet 'Guppy' Sandhu : Well whatever it is, just do it!

  John 'Abs' Denham : OK, you sure? Cyd, do you want to do it or... I should really do it, shouldn't I?

  Cynthia 'Cyd' Pyke : Yeah, probably best. Anyway, I don't think I can.

  John 'Abs' Denham : OK!

  [Abs starts to unzip his wetsuit. Guppy suddenly realizes that the remedy involves Abs peeing on his foot to neutralise the sting] 

  Gurpreet 'Guppy' Sandhu : Oh no! Not that! Oh no!

  John 'Abs' Denham : Guppy, you'll thank me after!