- Jimmy Olsen: I had a feeling this was coming. Look, Clark, despite our differences, I think you're a decent guy. Chloe obviously thinks you can walk on air, so... who am I to stand in the way?
- Clark Kent: Jimmy, hold on.
- Jimmy Olsen: Look, but if you hurt her, I don't care how impossibly gigantic you are, I will chop you down like a cherry tree. And that ain't no lie.
- Clark Kent: It's nice to see that you'd risk ending up in traction to protect Chloe's honor.
- Jimmy Olsen: A girl like that is worth spending the rest of my life in a body cast.
- Clark Kent: I feel the same way. As her friend, nothing more. I swear.
- Martha Kent: Clark? What are you still doing out here?
- Clark Kent: Well, I'm still doing my chores.
- Martha Kent: Well, you usually finish those in about two minutes. How is it that I drove to Metropolis, attended the Children's Foundation dinner, and made it back before you finished?
- Clark Kent: Because I'm doing them the normal way.
- Clark Kent: Are we done?
- Lex Luthor: Nothing left but the formalities.
- [hands wedding invitation to Clark]
- Lex Luthor: Don't look so surprised, Clark. Lana still cares about you, I know that. And I know what it would mean to her having you there.
- Clark Kent: Is that really what you want, Lex?
- Lex Luthor: What I want? What I want to is to make Lana happy for the rest of her life. And I want you to be there on our wedding day to see what you lost. Make sure you RSVP. We'll need a head count for the reception.