The Sonny and Cher Show (TV Series)
Episode #2.5 (1976)
Marie Osmond: Self, Various Characters
Quotes
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Stewardess Kelly : There may be some trouble, skipper, the rear section is on fire, the middle section is comming apart, and the two port engines are falling off. And all the pasengers are running around screaming and screaming their heads off!
[giggles]
The Strong Silent Captain : Oh, that's, that's good, that'll keep their minds off the shark.
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The Architect : Oh, captain, captain, you're a hero.
The Strong Silent Captain : Thank you.
The Architect : I would hever have believed you could land a 747 on the top of a doctor's office.
The rich highstrung High Society woman : Especially without an appointment.
The Aging Co-Pilot : Wait a minute, wait a minute, what happened to the earhquake?
Stewardess Kelly : We're in luck: the shark ate it!