The Adventures of Sam & Max: Freelance Police (TV Series)

Bad Day on the Moon/They Came from Down There (1997)

Rob Tinkler: Max

Quotes 

• [steering a boat throught the sewers] 

  Max : Look! Little baby alligators!

  Sam : Well, they're bouyant and log-shaped, Max, but hardly alligators.

  Max : I don't feel so good.

• Sam : Remember, just act like a mindless zombie, and they'll never notice us.

  Max : Will I be expected to do anyone's tax returns? HEY, wait a second, we don't have gills!

  Sam : It's a cartoon, jarhead. We have remarkable lung-capacity!

  Max : I know, but I really want gills! And webbed feet, and hands, and segmented eyes! Can I have them Sam? Can I?

  Sam : I'm spoiling this boy.