- Tracy Jordan: You know this is very, very, very bad for me, right? I need to protect my reputation. You take away my street cred, and I am Wayne Brady.
- Liz Lemon: Nuh-uh. Wayne Brady has three Emmys. You have a People's Choice Award... that you stole from Wayne Brady.
- Jack: Lemon, what tragedy happened in your life that you insist upon punishing yourself with all this... mediocrity?
- Tracy Jordan: Did you see this? It's horrible! They're printing libel about me again. Libel, Liz Lemon!
- Liz Lemon: Oh..."Normal"! How... dare they?
- Tracy Jordan: That's what I'm saying! That's character assassination! That's not normal! It only looks like I'm walking out of a Starbucks, when actually I'm doing the robot going backwards INTO a Starbucks! And I don't even know whose dog that is! Yes, I steal dogs.
- Liz Lemon: What is the problem?
- Tracy Jordan: I can't be normal. If I'm normal, I'm boring. If I'm boring, I'm not a movie star. If I'm not a movie star, I'm poor! And poor people can't afford to pay back the $75,000 in cash they owe Quincy Jones!
- [rest of room just stares, nonplused; Tracy indignantly does the robot backward out the door]
- Liz Lemon: Wow. Talkin' to that guy is like lookin' in a mirror, huh?
- Liz Lemon: Maybe the musical guest can do some extra songs this week. Who is it?
- Pete Hornberger: James Blunt!
- Liz Lemon: Ugh.