Gavin Richards: Terry

Quotes 

• [Janine is in a bad mood because Terry's date, Margaret, stayed the night. Margaret is in the kitchen cooking a fried breakfast for herself and Terry] 

  Janine : I thought you were staying for dinner, not breakfast!

  Margaret : Actually Janine I've just made some. Want to join us?

  Janine : No, thank you. And a word of advice. Terry shouldn't have fried food. Gives him wind.

  Terry : Janine!

  Janine : Because actually I'm going to get some fresh air. There's a funny smell in here.

  Terry : Smell?

  Janine : Sort of between mothballs and a joss stick. See ya.