Adventures of the Gummi Bears (TV Series)

Trading Faces (1991)

Corey Burton: Gruffi Gummi, Toadwart

Quotes 

• Gruffi Gummi : Why can't the humans picnic somewhere else? I'm tired of always picking up after them.

• Zummi Gummi : [hearing Igthorn's troops attacking Gregor's]  Oh, dear. It sounds like trouble.

  Gruffi Gummi : Yeah. Trouble for us!

• Toadwart : Stop that kingie!

• Grammi Gummi : [after he injured his leg being flung from the trap and landed on Gruffi]  Oh, poor Sir Tuxford.

  Gruffi Gummi : What about poor me?

• Gruffi Gummi : Honestly, sometimes defending humans isn't worth the trouble.

  Zummi Gummi : But, Gruffi, if we Gummis don't defend Dunwyn, who will?

• Gruffi Gummi : Now, listen carefully. First thing we have to do is...

  Zummi Gummi : [they look over to see Sir Victor fighting]  It doesn't look like we'll have to do anything.

• Gruffi Gummi : With him defending Dunwyn, we won't have to. And I won't have to get clobbered anymore.

• Zummi Gummi : But, Gruffi, we all made the decision to defend Dunwyn.

  Gruffi Gummi : And I say it's gotten too dangerous. From now on, Dunwyn will have to take care of itself. End of subject.

  Grammi Gummi : Well, if that's how you really feel, Gruffi, then you better go tell Cavin and Calla the news.

  Gruffi Gummi : Me? Well, uh...

  Grammi Gummi : It was your idea.

  Gruffi Gummi : Oh, all right! But why do I always have to do the dirty work?

• Duke Igthorn : It's obvious taking King Gregor's crown isn't going to be easy with my goody-two-shoes brother around.

  Toadwart : [with an ice pack on his head]  Painfully obvious.

• Duke Igthorn : [imitating Sir Victor]  "Thou shalt never be king, Sigmund!"

  Toadwart : [claps]  Hey, that's a pretty nifty impression. Except for black-hearted Dukie's beard, you could almost be twins.

  Duke Igthorn : [turning]  What, did you say?

  Toadwart : Sorry. You're much more handsome.

• Toadwart : One gullible pernigget comin' right up.

• Sir Victor Igthorn : What is that haunting scent thou art wearing? Eau de lilac?

  Toadwart : Nope. Eau de lights-out.

  [sprays him with sleeping gas] 

• Gruffi Gummi : Oh, phooey, I can't go through with this. But I have to.

• Toadwart : [acting as Igthorn]  Once I am king of Dunwyn, Toadwart, you will no longer be a lowly bootlicker. You will be a royal bootlicker!

• Toadwart : Eat your words, mush mouth! Or feel the wrath of King...

  Duke Igthorn : [offscreen]  TOADWART! WHERE ARE YOU?

  Toadwart : Dukie!

• Toadwart : Nauseating brother and stupid horse not done away with yet.

  Sir Victor Igthorn : Thou can call me names, but *no one calls my horse stupid*!

• Toadwart : Affirmative, O Heavy-handed One.

• Duke Igthorn : [sees Victor on the floor]  I thought you did away with him, Mush-for-Brains!

  [drop-kicks Toadwart into Victor's lap, then storms out] 

  Duke Igthorn : Ogres! Get me that king!

  Sir Victor Igthorn : Get off me, you little n'er-do-well!

  [drop-kicks Toadwart into the wall, then runs out] 

  Toadwart : Yep. They're brothers, all right.

• Zummi Gummi : But how can we tell who the real Sir Victor is?

  Gruffi Gummi : [amused]  Easy. He's the one running around without his clothes.

• Cavin : You know that Sir Victor couldn't've saved the day without your help.

  Gruffi Gummi : You can say that again.