Californication (2007–2014)
Peter Gallagher: Dean Stacy Koons
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Quotes
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Dean Stacy Koons : Hello, Hank.
Hank Moody : Good morning, Stacy.
Dean Stacy Koons : The front door was open.
Hank Moody : I can be, uh, very neighborly that way.
Dean Stacy Koons : You never called me Stacy before. I wonder why.
Hank Moody : I don't know. It kind of just rolled trippingly off the tongue this morning.
Dean Stacy Koons : Oh, something must be different. Ah, that's right. You fucked my wife.
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Dean Stacy Koons : [to Felicia] We're gonna be discussing this in therapy...
Hank Moody : That's an excellent idea! Therapize the fuck outta this shit!
Dean Stacy Koons : And you're coming with us, Hank.
Hank Moody : Uh, that's an awful idea.
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Dean Stacy Koons : Are you in love with my wife, Hank?
Hank Moody : [pauses] That's a ridiculous question.
Dean Stacy Koons : Well, she seems to be in love with you. Do you feel the same?
Hank Moody : Feel the same...
Dean Stacy Koons : Do you love her?
[long uncomfortable pause, then Becca and Chelsea enter the apartment]
Hank Moody : [immediately shifts attention to them] What... do we have here?
Becca Moody : What are you doing home?
Hank Moody : Uh, wha... school clothes? Is it a snow day?
Chelsea Koons : What are you guys doing here?
Dean Stacy Koons : I believe that question should be directed at you, young lady.
Hank Moody : Copy that, motherfucker!