- Arsène Lupin III: These Mafia guys all make a pretty decent living. I don't get why they always live in dumps like this.
- Daisuke Jigen: Guess 'cause it was Capone's old stomping grounds.
- Fujiko Mine: Well, that's a cute get-up.
- Arsène Lupin III: [wrapped in a blanket, shivering] Real funny.
- Fujiko Mine: You know, Lupin, a simple glance at a calendar would've helped you. If you'd only remembered your age and known what month it was, you'd have thought twice about going for a swim.
- Arsène Lupin III: Dr. Fujiko, your bedside manner really sucks.
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: [while visiting Goemon in jail] Goemon, I don't know what's bugging you, but you haven't eaten for a week and that's not good for ya. I went to a lot of trouble to get that Japanese food brought in here. Please! Tell me you're not trying to starve yourself. That would be really bad for your health and my conscience.
- Fujiko Mine: [after discovering Camone and Sherlock's plan] They have no shame. They used the Zantetsu sword to start a war, ranking in huge up scene profits and I just get a measly million. If I get some pictures and then blackmail them, I have a good feeling they'd be more than willing to sit down and renegotiate my contract.
- Arsène Lupin III: And now, fellow yam jockeys, after Fujiko!
- Fujiko Mine: After me? Why? That's crazy!
- Arsène Lupin III: I'm familiar with crazy. This ain't it.
- Daisuke Jigen: I think it's only fair we let Goemon deal with her.
- Arsène Lupin III: Hear, hear! What's it gonna be, Goemon?
- [Goemon stuffs a konnyaku plant into Fujiko's mouth]
- Fujiko Mine: It's awful! What the hell is it?
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: A little devil's tongue for a diabolical girl.
- Fujiko Mine: Raw devil's tongue? Ooh!
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Goemon, I don't know what happened. But you haven't eaten for a week. I got Japanese food just for you. Are you going to starve yourself to death? Come on! Don't you understand you're putting me in a difficult situation? If you die in here, that'll ruin my career.
- Daisuke Jigen: Hey, I need some more medicine here.
- Arsène Lupin III: That's right. Medicine. Medicine.
- Fujiko Mine: Don't get me wrong. I'm not a waitress.
- Arsène Lupin III: Are you kidding? A waitress would be a little sexier.
- Daisuke Jigen: Such a tasty medicine should get rid of a cold right away.
- Fujiko Mine: [smiling craftily] Right. This medicine should work very well.
- Daisuke Jigen: [tipsy on bourbon] You know the truly great part? I don't care if I ever get better!
- Fujiko Mine: [smiling craftily] Don't you tempt fate. It can be cruel.
- Fujiko Mine: [after knocking Goemon out with spiked bourbon and stealing the Zantetsuken] I'm sorry, Goemon, but a million dollars is a lot of money.
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: [answering the phone] Good morning, Zenigata speaking. WHAT? IN A HOTEL IN BROAD DAYLIGHT? WHO THE HELL IS THIS?
- Arsène Lupin III: [disguising his voice] The point is, he's here now. Aloha.
- Arsène Lupin III: Hey, uh, Goemon? You know, technically, boneheaded stunts don't count as harakiri.
- [the Zantetsuken on a drone slices the wings off of Lupin's plane]
- Arsène Lupin III: JIGEN!
- Daisuke Jigen: Lupin, get your hands off that...!