- [Goemon fails to answer Lupin's distress call because he's meditating]
- Daisuke Jigen: Well, at least one of us is perfectly serene.
- Arsène Lupin III: You know, something just doesn't add up.
- Daisuke Jigen: Go on.
- Arsène Lupin III: You and me and Goemon were the only three people in the whole world who knew about these diamonds, so how the hell did Basala get tipped off?
- Daisuke Jigen: Hint: It starts with an "F."
- Arsène Lupin III: Fujiko?
- Daisuke Jigen: I'll bet she's in it with the Basala Army up to her cleavage.
- Arsène Lupin III: [to Basala] Hey, you want diamonds? Here's a crazy thought, go to a jewelry store!
- [after swallowing cow dung, Lupin is cured from the suicide beam]
- Arsène Lupin III: Hey, guys, what's going on? You know, I just ate something, but I can't exactly remember what it was.
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: Mmm, it was from a cow.
- Arsène Lupin III: Ah, yeah. Some kind of local burger, huh? It was great.
- Daisuke Jigen: Yeah, what did I tell you, Lupin? We put on a little charade and that bitch exposes herself for exactly what she is.
- Arsène Lupin III: What the hell is that?
- Daisuke Jigen: Well, looks like our friend, Basala, is off on a treasure hunt.
- Arsène Lupin III: That means Fujiko's in danger! I...
- Daisuke Jigen: [grabs Lupin] I thought you said you were finished with her.
- Arsène Lupin III: [runs away] Look, I know she's no good, but that doesn't matter! I LOVE HER!
- [Fujiko attempts to get Lupin to tell her where the diamonds are hidden]
- Daisuke Jigen: Don't fall for it. She has a very nasty habit of betraying us, Lupin.
- Arsène Lupin III: 20,000 cows, one diamond each. Safest place in all of India if you're looking to hide something. It might not be real pretty when it comes out, but the great thing about diamonds is they clean up real nice.
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: [waking up on a small boat] Huh? What am I doing here?
- [He finds two holes in his hat. Moreover, parts of his hair have been grazed off]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Huh?
- [He puts his hat back on his head]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: There's another hole...