Recess (TV Series)
The Experiment (1997)
Ross Malinger: Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler
Quotes
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Spinelli : Boys kissing girls? Girls kissing boys?
Gretchen : Surely, there must be some mistake. I mean, this defies the rules of nature and physics. Besides that, it's disgusting!"
Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler : But Butch says it's the future. His brother Joey told him.
Spinelli : Oh, please! The day I stop caring about dodgeball is the day the Earth starts spinning around the sun.
Gretchen : Which explains the D minus you got in Science.
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Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler : You realize we may have to get married after this.
Spinelli : You realize I may have to kill you after this.
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Vince LaSalle : [about kissing] Ah, maybe Butch was just lying.
Gus Griswald : Sounds good to me.
Mikey Blumberg : I don't know, you guys. I've seen it in lots of movies.
Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler : Mikey! How many times do we have to remind you not to tell anyone you watch that mushy love junk?
Mikey Blumberg : I know, I know. But it looks kinda sweet. And the guys in the movies sure seem to like it.
Vince LaSalle : That's called acting, Mikey.