Monsters vs. Aliens (2009)
Mike Mitchell: Advisor Wedgie
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Quotes
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The President of the United States : Hang it all! What's the point? It's a disaster.
[he goes to push a huge red button; all the advisors shout "Don't do it"]
Advisor Cole : That button launches all of our nuclear missiles!
The President of the United States : Well, then which button gets me a latte?
Advisor Wedgie : Uuh, that would be the other one, sir.
[camera pans to an identical button next to the first one. The President pushes it and serves himself a cup of coffee]
The President of the United States : What idiot designed this thing?
Wilson : You did, sir.
The President of the United States : Fair enough. Wilson, fire somebody.
Wilson : Yes, sir, Mr. President.
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[last lines]
The President of the United States : Everyone, let's welcome my new Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, General W.R. Monger.
General W.R. Monger : Thank you, Mr. President. What a great way, sir, to celebrate my ninetieth birthday.
The President of the United States : Very good, Warren. All right, let's get it started in here. Nerd!
Advisor Wedgie : Gentlemen, I have assembled a preliminary budget estimate for the rebuilding of San Francisco.
The President of the United States : Zoinkers! This is gonna be a boring one. Good time for a cup of Joe. Warren, how do you take it?
General W.R. Monger : Hit me with a double venti organic, chocolate brownie, caramel frappucchino, extra hot with one inch of foam. Non-fat.
The President of the United States : You got it. Black it is.
[he pushes the nuke button by mistake, despite all the advisors shouting at him not to]
General W.R. Monger : My God, man! What have you done?
The President of the United States : Time to wave the white flag and head for the bunker, boys. Let's check on the situation in 500 years. Who wants to freeze my head?