- Chase Matthews: [nervously] What are you talking about, there was no two year crush on Zoey... Right Michael?
- Michael Barret: [sarcastically] Oh yes, there was no crush, you silly people.
- Chase Matthews: I have to say it, I'm a little embarrased for you!
- Michael Barret: This is a sports related injury, that makes me cool!
- Chase Matthews: Dude, tripping over a basketball, on the way to the bathroom, is not cool!
- Ms. Bromwell: Oh, Zoey? You're friends with Chase.
- Zoey Brooks: Mhm.
- Ms. Bromwell: Is his hair naturally that way or is it a perm?
- Zoey Brooks: Um... No, I think it's natural.
- Ms. Bromwell: [slight pause] Fascinating.
- Chase Matthews: I've known Zoey since the first day she came to PCA, and I know she'd never date a jerk like Logan!
- Lola Martinez: Who's one of your best friends.
- Chase Matthews: Which is how I know he's a jerk!
- Logan Reese: The truth is... Zoey and I are... dating.
- Chase Matthews: Liar!
- Logan Reese: It's true!
- Chase Matthews: Zoey would never date you. You're... you're you!