The Switch (I) (2010)

Jeff Goldblum: Leonard

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• Wally Mars : So that we're clear, she did not put me in the friend zone. We put each other in the friend zone. It was a mutual placement. You know that.

  Leonard : Let's be honest with ourselves, you had your window with Kassie and you went all Wally on her and you doomed it.

  Wally Mars : What is that even supposed to mean?

  Leonard : You shared too much too soon. Quickest way to kill a romance. You gotta hide the crazy, at least through the appetizers.

  Wally Mars : I see. So just so that I'm clear, which one of your three failed marriages taught you that lesson?

  Leonard : All three, and they're special in various ways.

• Leonard : You should go home, Wally.

  Wally Mars : They *are* my home, Leonard.