- Donatello: What's the matter, Mikey? Can't decide what to watch?
- Michelangelo: "I need more power captain". The Turtle Cave must be set to maximum entertainment potential.
- Donatello: Turtle Cave? That is so lame.
- Michelangelo: What would you call our new digs? The Shellter?
- Donatello: Uh, how about... Sewer of Solitude?
- Michelangelo: Terrapin Station?
- Donatello: The School for Gifted Reptiles?
- Michelangelo: The Hall of Ninjustice!
- Splinter: Ahem, we will call this place... "Home".
- Michelangelo: Hmm, Catchy!
- Reporter: In a press conference today at Stocktronics Incorporated, New York's leading new technology firm...
- Michelangelo: Boring!
- Donatello: Wait! I want to see this.
- Reporter: Founder and CEO, Dr. Baxter Stockman was on hand to unveil his latest innovation.
- Baxter Stockman: A wise man once said "Build a better mousetrap, and the world will beat a path to your door". Well, I say let the path beating begin! For I, Dr. Baxter Stockman, have designed the solution to the city's ever-growing rat problem. Ladies and gentlemen... I give you the ultimate expression of rodent extermination technology, the Stocktronics Mouser!
- April O'Neil: This is so great! My friends, my family will finally see I really do work with THE Baxter Stockman.
- Baxter Stockman: You flatter me, Ms. O'Neil. I like that.
- Splinter: We will resume your training in the morning.
- Michelangelo: [imitating Splinter] "We will resume your training in the morning."
- Splinter: I heard that!
- Donatello: Busted!
- Baxter Stockman: The Mousers will be ready when I decide they're ready. My first field test was...
- Oroku Saki: Was a complete failure. I do not tolerate failure.
- Baxter Stockman: Which is why you would make a lousy scientist. The test was supposed to expose any possible design blowouts. As a result, I already upgraded the Mousers for greater durability. And I assure you they will perform flawlessly for the next phase of the plan.
- Oroku Saki: They had better, Dr. Stockman. For your sake.
- April O'Neil: Rat problem, my eye. What are you really up to, Stockman?
- Baxter Stockman: Now, now, Ms. O'Neil, that would be telling. Suffice it to say my army of Mousers will make me a very rich and powerful man.
- April O'Neil: But, aren't you already a very rich and powerful man?
- Baxter Stockman: Ah, Ms. O'Neil, so brilliant, yet so naive. I will truly miss working with you.
- April O'Neil: What? You mean I'm fired?
- Baxter Stockman: In a manner of speaking.
- [hits a button on a remote and the robotic arm grabs April which throws her to the Mousers]
- Baxter Stockman: I'm afraid I can't let you live, Ms. O' Neil. You've seen far too much already and well, let's just say I have trust issues.
- Leonardo: Guys! The only way to stop them is to slice their heads off!
- Michelangelo: Well, aint that great news, for the turtles with the BLADES!