- Spinelli: [after she has the kindergarteners capture T.J. And Randall after becoming their queen] Well, well what do we have here, a weasel and a sneak
- Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler: What are you doing Spinelli?
- Spinelli: That's "Spanootie" to you
- Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler: Spanootie?
- Spinelli: They're only five they can't really prounouce Spinelli yet
- Kindergartener: Hewe's your wunch Spanootie, it's pa'schetti
- Spinelli: You see what I mean