You Can't Do That on Television (TV Series)
Halloween (1984)
Lisa Ruddy: Lisa
Quotes
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Alasdair Gillis : Hey, Christine, are you really a witch?
Christine McGlade : No, not really.
Lisa Ruddy : No, but you do look pretty bad in the morning sometimes, though.
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Alasdair Gillis : [giddy] I just wish I could've seen old Barthy's face when he found all that garbage outside his front door.
Mike Cameron : That was so funny.
[the kids go quiet as Barth comes near]
Barth Baggs : Dyah, hello.
Alasdair Gillis , Mike Cameron , Doug Ptolemy , Lisa Ruddy : [altogether and sing-songy, like in a classroom] Hi, Mr. Barfy.
Barth Baggs : You know, it appears that, uh, last night, uh, d'yah bunch of kids thought it was dyah cute little idea to dump a whole bunch o' garbage on my front doorstep. Uh, dyah, just a Halloween prank. I suppose that you wouldn't know anything about that, then?
Alasdair Gillis , Mike Cameron , Doug Ptolemy , Lisa Ruddy : [overlapping denials] No. Not me.
Barth Baggs : Well, no-no, it, uh, doesn't matter. I was... I just wanted to, uh, thank them. Mm.
Alasdair Gillis : Whadda you mean?
Barth Baggs : Well, you see, I took all that garbage and I put it in the blender and...
Barth Baggs : [sing-songy] ... whadda ya think's in the burgers?
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Snake-Eyes : Hey, hey, you kids, I guess you thought it was purdy funny puttin' sugar in my gas tank on Halloween.
Alasdair Gillis , Christine McGlade : [tittering] Who, us?
Snake-Eyes : Well, revenge is sweet, ya know.
Lisa Ruddy : [complacently] Whadda you mean?
Snake-Eyes : I'm gonna take you to a place that's so scary you'll never pull a prank like that again.
Alasdair Gillis : Oh, I know, guys. It's probably the swamp, but don't worry, Snake-Eyes, that's not gonna scare us a bit.
Snake-Eyes : Wrong! It's scarier than that.
Christine McGlade : I know. I-i-it's gotta be the cemetery at night.
Alasdair Gillis : Right.
Christine McGlade : I mean, it might be a little frightening, but I'm sure we can handle it.
Alasdair Gillis , Lisa Ruddy : Ha-ha-ha.
Snake-Eyes : Wrong, candy-breath.
Lisa Ruddy : [now concerned] Where are you taking us, Snake-Eyes?
Snake-Eyes : To the dentist's office. He'll have a field day with you kids with ya eatin' all that candy, ha-ha-ha.