- Tracy Jordan: But I want you to know something... You and me, it's not gonna be a one-way street. Cos I dont believe in one-way streets. Not between people, and not while I'm driving.
- Kenneth: Oh, okay.
- Tracy Jordan: So here's some advice I wish I would have got when I was your age... Live every week, like it's shark week.
- Tracy Jordan: ...but what did I tell you was the secret to havin' a good marriage and keepin' it together, Kenneth?
- Kenneth Parcell: Be a good listener, a giver of gifts and work that va-jay-jay.
- Tracy Jordan: That's my boyeee!
- Jack Donaghy: Your ignorance was obvious when you waddled up to me with your thin-lipped mouth full of greasy peasant food, and addressed me by my Christian name in front of the gentleman from Fairfield. That's Fairfield, Connecticut, Lemon-GE headquarters. But how would you know that with your nigh 40 years of public education and daytime television viewing? If you ever pull a Bush league stunt like that again, I'll have you writing promos for arena football so fast, it'll make your inexplicably small head spin.