- Jake Long: [in a rap fight with Nigel] Little lost kitten, just in from Great Britain, got your tail 'tween your legs, from the rhymes I'm spittin'.
- [kids cheer Jake on]
- Nigel Thrall: Ooh, is this what they call freestyle rap? Oh, yes. May I contribute a verse? Okay. Oh dear, let's see...
- [Nigel starts busting his own rhymes]
- Nigel Thrall: Jakety-Jake, for goodness sake. You're hair's like a weed that could use a good rake.
- [kids are now more impressed with Nigel]
- Nigel Thrall: Yo, the dollar's worth less than the pound in the U.K. Try not to cry when I'm pounding you, 'Kay?
- [kids cheer Nigel On]
- Nigel Thrall: You don't reach my knees on the b-ball court. Why's a guy named "Long" got to be so short?