Mary Kay Place: Loretta Haggers

Quotes 

• Loretta Haggers : Thank you, I love you all, I really do! And right now I'd like to end this last show, which marks the end of my appearances here at the Capri Lounge at the lovely Rosemont Bowling Lanes, with an original composition that I wrote myself. It's a song that was inspired by the terrible tragedy that befell Mr. Buck Lombardi and his family and animals. It's called "Ridin' the Train to Heaven," and I sure hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoyed singing and writing it for you.

• Loretta Haggers : Y'know, Mary's been seeming kind of pekid lately, and I think I just stumbled on the truth of it. Mary Hartman ain't gettin' enough Vitamin L from her man Tom.

  Charlie Haggers : Vitamin L?

  Loretta Haggers : Vitamin Love. I think I oughtta write a song about that.