- Judge: Now, let's see, what exactly are these charges? They said it might be better to keep all this behind closed doors.
- Mary Hartman: [whispering to Tom] Isn't that one of Loretta's tunes?
- Judge: You mean that you weren't arrested at Doris Street Elementary on Tuesday, I believe?
- Raymond Larkin: I never saw the woman!
- Tom Hartman: Did you think I was sexy then?
- Mary Hartman: Yeah, you were. You were just like Johnny Carson. You were just all boyish and proud of yourself.
- Tom Hartman: He's a comedian. I'm a Robert Redford, huh?
- Mary Hartman: [thinks a moment] Johnny Carson.