The Brady Bunch Variety Hour (TV Series)
Pilot (1976)
Geri Reischl: Jan Brady
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Quotes
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Jan Brady : Oh, why can't I be dead?
Marcia Brady : Yeah! Why can't Jan be dead?
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Jan Brady : It's all going wrong! Why couldn't I have been one of the Waltons?
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[a "Now Serving #27" sign descends from the ceiling]
Carol Brady : With eight Bradys, this is the only fair way to decide who eats first, who talks first or who gets the bathroom.
Jan Brady : Mother, how could you? Now everybody knows!
Bobby Brady : My sister Jan doesn't want anyone to know we even have a bathroom.
Greg Brady : You know, actually in our old house, we didn't.