- Smoda: [entranced by Six's ample cleavage] Fun with her I will have if help you I do, yes?
- Chode: Backwards you talk and piss my off much it does! No, you will not have fun with her.
- Babette Bobo: My mother, who's an unbelievable bitch, would die of embarrassment if I went on a show like that. I'll do it.
- Gus: Well, you know what they say: you can lead a horse to water but you can't get over how big it's genitals are.
- Chode: I'm sorry, you must understand no matter how much you want to be together, it's forbidden. Like say, smoking or drinking or screwing, or anything else that's fun and proof of adulthood.
- Chode: [giggles] I'd like to see the look on Darph Bobo's face if he knew that Commander Adam's idiot son was in there playing 'that's not my bellybutton/that's not my finger' with his darling little Babette!
- Six: I have to say, I'm disappointed.
- Chode: Six! I though you'd be glad that I'm still here. Wouldn't you miss the time we spend, the laughs we share, the ideas we discuss and my purple pleasure plunger?
- Gus: Oh!
- Six: Of course, it's just that after all the beautiful notions, it's too bad that love doesn't really conquer all.
- Gus: I don't know, seeing Darph and Adam with their wives, they looked pretty conquered.