Tripping the Rift (TV Series)

Android Love (2004)

Gayle Garfinkle: T'Nuk

Quotes 

• T'Nuk : You know what I just realized?

  Chode : What a load, ugly broad you are?

  T'Nuk : No, you purple puss-bucket, I just realized I haven't had a day off in six months! Well, I've had it! I need downtime. I need to let loose. I need to feel the wind in my hair.

  Chode : Is that the hair on your legs or the hair on your back?

• T'Nuk : Tell him if he wants my number, tell him I'm in the book: 1800-BIGSLUT!

• T'Nuk : [storms in]  I had to catch a ride with a freighter!

  Chode : Too bad it was headed in this direction.

• Angel : [having been knocked out of her chair by T'Nuk]  Did you see that? That cow just hit me!

  Chode : She's not a cow.

  T'Nuk : Thank you, Chode.

  Chode : Cows have a quiet dignity and serve a purpose.

  T'Nuk : [shouting]  Jackass!

  Chode : Let's not drag your mother into this.