- Daisuke Jigen: They said English actors don't eat onigiri.
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: Actors? What are you talking about?
- Daisuke Jigen: I think those three are setting us up to play Hamlet.
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: Ham...
- [He closely studies his burger, then looks suspiciously at Jigen]
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: What do you mean "ham"?