Flight of the Conchords (TV Series 2007–2009) Poster

(2007–2009)

Jemaine Clement: Jemaine, Albi, David Bowie

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  • Jemaine : It doesn't matter what country someone's from, or what they look like, or the colour of their skin. It doesn't matter what they smell like, or that they spell words slightly differently-some would say, more correctly. I'm a person. Bret's a person. You're a person. That person over there is a person. And each person deserves to be treated like a person.

  • Murray : Stuff you, Jemaine! And stuff you, Brett! And stuff you again, Jemaine!

    Jemaine : Why do I get double-stuffed?

  • Jemaine : I'm not cryin'. It's just been raining... on my face.

  • Murray : Be careful with it. Don't stand next to any big magnets.

    Jemaine : Why would I stand next to a big magnet?

    Murray : I don't know what you do in your personal life.

  • Jemaine : You're so beautiful, like a tree or a high-class prostitute.

  • Jemaine : There is only one kind of dance: the Robot.

    Bret : And the Robo Boogie.

    Jemaine : Oh, yes. Two kinds of dances.

  • Bret : Has your suit snugged up a bit?

    Jemaine : In certain areas, yes. In certain other areas, yes.

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