My Boys (TV Series)
Mixed Signals (2006)
Jim Gaffigan: Andy Franklin
Quotes
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Andy Franklin : Kenny, the statute of limitations on Kate is up.
Kenny Morittori : [to Mike] What, you got this guy working for you now?
Mike Callahan : He's my attorney.
Andy Franklin : You can't keep my client from asking out a girl you have NOT been nor are currently pursuing.
Kenny Morittori : Ah, but I HAVE pursued her.
Andy Franklin : Having coffee with a girl does not constitute an actual date, Jer.
Mike Callahan : Yeah, and... and having coffee with a girl a second time is really just a way of saying, "I'm a wuss."
Andy Franklin : And her way of saying, "We're just gonna be friends, wuss."
Kenny Morittori : Well, how would you know? You've ben married for, like, a hundred years.
Andy Franklin : Which is why I'm able to sit high on my marital perch and look down, unsullied, and rule on all I see.
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Kenny Morittori : Who are you?
Andy Franklin : I'm Batman.