- Dr. Abby Lockhart: Crenshaw is such a little prick! You know what? I bet I could take him too. Actually, I definitely think I could take him. And you? Could kick his ass.
- Dr. Luka Kovac: You're scaring me.
- Dr. Archie Morris: You turned down the chance to be the next Sanjay Gupta? Are you insane, woman?
- Dr. Kerry Weaver: I have no interest in fluff pieces about sunburns and bee stings.
- Dr. Archie Morris: What's wrong with fluff? Half the patients who come through here are fluff! I'm the king of fluff!
- Frank Martin: Word is, you're the best fluffer in town.
- Hope Bobeck: I lied to Samantha about something, and now she's really steamed.
- Dr. Archie Morris: Ooh, bad move. Piss one nurse off, piss them all off, like the mafia.
- Dr. Archie Morris: Hey, uh, any messages for me yet, Frank?
- Frank Martin: [loudly] No, Morris! That TV producer lady has not called back yet, and if you ask me that one more time, I'm gonna slap you so hard you turn brunette! Have you got that?
- Nurse Samantha Taggart: Morris? Can I tell you something as a friend?
- [He nods his head]
- Nurse Samantha Taggart: Sometimes you are such a little bitch. You make three times as much as I do and for what? To give orders instead of take them? Boo hoo for you.