Super Troopers 2 (2018)

Kevin Heffernan: Farva

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Quotes 

• Farva : You know they have Eskimo hookers up here? When they have sex, they really get "Inuit".

• Farva : I'm the Cheese.

• Farva : You mess with the bull, you get covered in bullshit.

• Farva : Hold your bones. Rabbit's car. The dash cam! Look at this.

  Captain O'Hagan : Ooh, you clever little prick, you.

  Farva : Prick? I'm tired of these putdowns!

  Mac : It's a compliment, shithead.

  Farva : Fuck you, midget Burt Reynolds.

• Trooper Callaghan : Cap, you know how hard I worked on this thing? Big face, big mustache.

  Captain O'Hagan : I don't care how big your face is. Shave it!

  Farva : Cap, Cap, Cap, Cap! I'm good right? I got a tight mouth-muff.

  Captain O'Hagan : Talk about big faces.

  Mac : That's face-ism, Cap.

  Captain O'Hagan : Not regulation! Shave it!

• Farva : When God created Canada, it was the universe farting.

• Farva : You ever hear of the Cuban Embargo?

  Foster : The embargo is yesterday's news.

  Farva : Not for me it isn't. That's like sucking Castro's cold wrinkled dick.

• Thorny : Where the hell's Farva?

  Foster : [wearing heat-vision goggles]  Ah. I got him. He's like a walking hydrothermal explosion. You want to see some fartography?

  [hands goggles to Mac] 

  Farva : I'm still gonna go back and get that butter Yule log.

• Farva : What are you two doing together? Mall walking?

  Genevieve Aubois : We ran into each other at the pet store.

  Farva : Rabbit. You shopping for a new gerbil?

• Farva : I don't need some nerd in a lab coat to tell me what this shit is.

  Thorny : Sometimes even I've gotta hand it to you, you weird son of a bitch.

  Mac : But why is it that you chew a pill yet you swallow M&M's whole?

  Farva : I'm a complicated guy, Mac.

  Mac : Okay. All right. See you boys in the Renaissance period.