- Film School Director: You want a poor man's Tarantino, that will be the film department. If you see them, tell them we just loved their opening night present.
- Veronica Mars: Which is?
- Jenny: The stage is covered in Pam.
- Veronica Mars: Who's Pam?
- Film School Director: Pam is a cooking spray. We can't walk out there without falling on our asses. We had the temerity to schedule our opening night on the same weekend as their short film festival.
- Veronica Mars: Maybe this is their way of saying, "Break a leg!"
- [theatre students all turn and look at Veronica]
- Veronica Mars: Thank you! Good night! Here all week? Try the veal. And, scene.
- Cyrus O'Dell: You're going to need to trace her call, right?
- Keith Mars: Probably, yeah.
- Cyrus O'Dell: How do you plan on keeping her on the line? I can say half a sentence and get her to yell at me for three hours.