- Mickey Mouse: he Beast, Aladdin & Jasmine and, oh, I see the 3 Little Pigs are in the house! Hey, Lumiere, thanks for being MY guest!
- Goofy: Here's your doggy bag, Miss DeVil.
- Cruella De Vil: Forget the bag.
- [eyeing a frightened Pluto]
- Cruella De Vil: I'll take the doggy!
- Pete: This isn't MY rope! I don't even KNOW Horace Horsecollar!
- Horace Horsecollar: Hey Pete.
- Pete: Oh, hey Horace.
- Goofy: yfooG s'tI .yekciM olleH
- Mickey Mouse: Goofy, you're talkin' through the wrong end of the phone again!
- Goofy: !spoO
- Mike: Transportation for the House of Mouse courtesy of..."Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo Limo Service". You'll have a ball in one of our magically-mobile vegetables: the classic pumpkin, the luxury town-gourd and the extravagant stretch-watermelon. "Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo" - home by midnight or the ride is free. Some limos may contain seeds.
- Pete: Everybody out!
- Mickey Mouse: Show's not over yet, Pete!
- Pete: What show? You've got no cartoons and that stage is deader than the Haunted Mansion!
- [camera pans over to the stage, where we see the Hitchhiking Ghosts from Disneyland's "Haunted Mansion" attraction sticking out their thumbs]
- Mickey Mouse: Now I wanna remind everyone of the House of Mouse Rules: No smoking. No villainous schemes. And no guests eating other guests.
- Mickey Mouse: Tonight, we have a show that won't be forgotten.
- [spotlight goes out; audience gasps]
- Mickey Mouse: Unlike our electric bill.
- [nervous laugh]
- Mickey Mouse: [seeing Horace tied up in the control booth] Horace, what's wrong?
- Horace Horsecollar: All the rainforests are bein' chopped down, nobody votes anymore, and the Internet's too dang slow!