- Arsène Lupin III: Hey, what do ya know? It worked.
- Daisuke Jigen: Wanna have a look at what we actually scored here?
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: I'll do the honors.
- [Goemon slashes the armored truck open, but Zenigata and several policemen are inside]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: [laughs] Well, now who's publicly humiliated, huh, Lupin?
- Arsène Lupin III: So we only stole you?
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: [chuckles] That's right. As a matter of fact, the money is making it's way right now through the storm drains all the way to the bank. No way out of this one.
- [to policemen]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Go!
- Arsène Lupin III: [runs away with Jigen and Goemon] You heard him. GO!
- [driving down the road]
- Arsène Lupin III: [listening to rock] Grooving down the road, top down, cranking the good stuff: This is the reason God invented America!
- Daisuke Jigen: Oh, please! What are you, fourteen?
- Arsène Lupin III: Hey, I remember how we used to hit the clubs together every other night. What the hell happened, Jigen?
- Daisuke Jigen: Yeah, I used to suck my thumb too. Classical music is the ONLY stuff!
- [switches the radio to classical music, to Lupin's dismay; Goemon grabs the radio from Jigen]
- Daisuke Jigen: Huh? What're you... hey!
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: Enka's the stuff! Listen to this...
- [switches the radio to Japanese blues, to BOTH Lupin and Jigen's dismay]
- Arsène Lupin III: [on tape recorder attached to dummy] Hey, there, Pops. Just want to say that we really appreciate the all-night vigil. Very touching, but the good news is we're not dead, so, well, catch you later. By the way, this tape will self destruct and destroy a lot of other things too in five seconds. Good luck, Pops.
- Arsène Lupin III: Hey, stick with me, kid, you'll see even more. I'm sort of an encyclopedia of stupid human tricks.
- [Lupin and company drive away after successfully robbing the Metropolitan Bank]
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: Cops.
- Daisuke Jigen: [sarcastically] Gee, I wonder where they're going.
- [a furious Zenigata drives by]
- Arsène Lupin III: Huh? Wasn't that Pops? You gotta love that guy's dedication.
- [to Zenigata]
- Arsène Lupin III: You're an inspiration! Kind of ironic, I guess, but there you have it. You just keep on truckin'!
- [Zenigata is dozing at his desk when the phone rings. He answers it]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Hello, this is Zenigata.
- Arsène Lupin III: Hey, Pops, how's it going?
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: [still sleepy] Uh, so-so.
- Arsène Lupin III: I doubt that. You're drooling in broad daylight. It can't be "so-so".
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Lupin, is that you?
- [He's so taken by surprise that he falls over]
- Arsène Lupin III: [to Zenigata, over the phone] I refer to that big wad of drool hanging from your chin, you slacker. Then again, in your dreams is the only place you're ever gonna catch me.
- Arsène Lupin III: [previewing the next episode] Next time I fall in love with Jackie O. Or maybe not. I don't know. My head hurts. It kind of looks like her and sure looks like love. Walking in the rain, putting on a little show for perverts with binoculars. Oh, he's not? He's trying to kill me? Actually, you know, that kind of adds a touch of kink. Anyway, catch you later in Snake Charmer.