The Bob Cummings Show (TV Series)
Bob in Orbit (1958)
Robert Cummings: Bob Collins, Grandpa Josh Collins
Quotes
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Bob Collins : I'm no stableboy. I'm a pilot and a colonel!
Air Policeman : Okay, colonel - pile it!
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Grandpa Collins : You the same two girls I saw come through the front office?
Collette DuBois : Oui.
Model : Mm-hmm.
Grandpa Collins : Whaddya do with you figures? Leave 'em in the dressing room?
Model : These styles aren't very revealing. This is a sack
Grandpa Collins : Sacks are for potatos, not tomatos.
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Grandpa Collins : He wouldn't be where he is now if it wasn't for me.
Model : For heaven's sake, where is he?
Grandpa Collins : On top, that's where he is, on top. I taught him the three F's - flirtin', flyin' and photographin'