- Michael Scofield: Tell me that's not what I know it is.
- Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell: Oh, it is. But don't worry. Before I destroyed it, I committed it to my photographic memory.
- [eats last bit of the map]
- Michael Scofield: Coming from a compulsive liar I find that a little hard to believe.
- Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell: I'd a tattooed it to my body, but I didn't have the time...
- Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell: I'm gonna take the high road here and suggest a mutually beneficial arrangement. I have the information, you have the manual requirements necessary to unearth Westmoreland's buried booty. We're partners.
- Michael Scofield: And why is that?
- Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell: 'Cause as of this moment, I'm your map.
- Lincoln Burrows: First thing I'm gonna do with the money - buy new shoes.
- Michael Scofield: Second thing - tacos.
- Lincoln Burrows: Third thing - ice cold beer.
- Michael Scofield: Fourth thing - a little toothpaste.
- Michael Scofield: How much further?
- Lincoln Burrows: 70, 80 miles.
- Michael Scofield: Good. We should be hitting Double K Ranch by this afternoon ...
- Lincoln Burrows: [cuts Michael off] Or we can keep driving, pick up LJ, then hit Panama.
- Michael Scofield: We can't hit Panama! We can't hit anything! We can't do anything without the money. We need to find Charles's stash!
- Lincoln Burrows: I know some other guys who are thinkin' the same thing.
- Lincoln Burrows: Excuse me, do you know where I might find a Double K Ranch?
- Local man: What'd you call it?
- Lincoln Burrows: Double K Ranch.
- Local man: No...
- Lincoln Burrows: You from around here?
- Local man: Yep, born and raised. There's no double nothing.
- Lincoln Burrows: Great. Thanks.
- [to Michael]
- Lincoln Burrows: Looks like Westmoreland spent his last breath blowin' smoke up your ass.
- David 'Tweener' Apolskis: [when Michael and Lincoln find him] How'd you know?
- Michael Scofield: T-Bag.
- Lincoln Burrows: Hand over the map!
- David 'Tweener' Apolskis: What?
- Lincoln Burrows: The map! Hand it over!
- David 'Tweener' Apolskis: [laughs] He told you I had it?
- FBI Agent Wheeler: Do you think he's a genius or a whack job?
- FBI Special Agent Alexander Mahone: I think we answered that question when we assigned 100 agents to the case.
- Dr. Sara Tancredi: Do you know who I am?
- Secret Service Special Agent Paul Kellerman: I don't care. I've got some skeletons in my closet too. One of them wears a dress.
- Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell: You know, in Thailand, they got a black market where you can get any kind of surgery you need, even a hand transplant.
- Lincoln Burrows: You're sick, you know that?
- Bruce Bennett: Listen, I hope you get this nomination more than anyone but, be prepared. This Burrows thing may steamroll.
- Governor Frank Tancredi: Well, we'll wait it out, just like you said.
- Bruce Bennett: Problem is, too many headlines. His lawyer Nick Savrin is already dead. His kid's awaiting trial for double homicide. And now, his lead council's classified as missing.
- Governor Frank Tancredi: Well is she missing or is she dead?
- Bruce Bennett: I just thought you should know before you go to Washington.
- Governor Frank Tancredi: Bruce, is there something connecting all of this?
- Bruce Bennett: It's probably best you don't ask a whole lot of questions.
- Reporter: [Michael and Lincoln's car radio] This morning, authorities issued an update on the escaped convicts known, until now, as the "Fox River Eight". Chicago mob boss John Abruzzi was gunned down outside of a Washington DC motel last night after investigators received a tip from an informant. The other seven escapees are still at large and considered dangerous. A Florida man wanted in...
- [Lincoln switches off the radio]
- Lincoln Burrows: I didn't think Abruzzi would be the first of us to eat it.
- Michael Scofield: I have a feeling we're in for a lot of surprises.
- Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell: [seeing Tweener] I just found me an inbetweener! Where you goin' with such a hurry, huh?
- David 'Tweener' Apolskis: None of your beeswax, yo.
- Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell: I know where, same place every other man who was in that room that night. They all comin' around here for a big family reunion... at the KU KLUX Ranch, if they ain't here already.
- David 'Tweener' Apolskis: Ain't no country folk in this town ever heard of the Double K Ranch.
- Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell: Seems like you've been misinformed, indeedy there is a Double K. It's just a matter of who gets there first, all right? The stars are going to collide in Tooele, my friend.
- Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell: Do you see the silo?
- Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell: [staring at a bunch of townhouses] The bastards built over it.
- Michael Scofield: It's gone.
- Store clerk: Hey, now. What'cha diggin'?
- David 'Tweener' Apolskis: Ah, some stuff in my grandpa's yard.
- Store clerk: Got a bigger one in the back if you're goin' deep.
- David 'Tweener' Apolskis: Nah, this'll do.
- Store clerk: Damn it if I don't know you from somewhere. Maybe I know your grandpa.
- David 'Tweener' Apolskis: Doubt it, man. He moved here, like, a month ago, so...
- Store clerk: What's his name?
- David 'Tweener' Apolskis: His name's grandpa, aight? Look man, can you just ring this up, I gotta get outta here.
- Store clerk: Sure thing fella. I'll ring it up.
- [smashes Tweener over the head with a bat]
- Store clerk: I've seen you on TV! You're one of them Fox River boys!
- Michael Scofield: [after discovering Map 1213 has been ripped from the book] Someone got here before us. That's the only explanation.
- Lincoln Burrows: [seeing T-Bag] Son of a bitch is still alive!
- [running down to catch him]
- Michael Scofield: [to T-Bag] Hey, Pretty!
- Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell: What the...?
- Lincoln Burrows: What'cha gonna do, scream?
- [slams him into the car]
- Lincoln Burrows: Why the hell are you still breathing?
- Michael Scofield: [with T-Bag's accent] What the hell'd you do to your hand?
- [Lincoln grabs T-Bags hand]
- Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell: Whoa, easy, easy, easy. I recently had some work done.
- Lincoln Burrows: Where's the map?
- Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell: Easy, easy, easy. I don't have it!