The Venture Bros. (TV Series)
Victor. Echo. November. (2006)
James Urbaniak: Dr. Venture, Phantom Limb, Mafioso Art Enthusiast
Quotes
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Phantom Limb : Oh, - - ing great. I think I killed him. Oh, christ, now he's bleeding from the eyes. I'm gonna need some seltzer here... This carpet is Persian - irreplaceable, what with there not being a Persia anymore... That seltzer isn't going to get itself!
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Phantom Limb : [on the radio] Blackout Target Victor Echo November Seven Niner is in Daddy's lap. Repeat, in Daddy's lap. Call off Blackout team. Daddy is going to put the boys to bed, himself... Yes, I'm going to kill them. It's a very simple metaphor.
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Dr. Venture : Why are you naked?
Brock Samson : To prey on their fear, move like an animal, to feel the kill.
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[the boys are preparing for a night out:]
Dean Venture : Hank, are you even close to finis...
[sees Hank is dressed as Batman]
Dean Venture : Dad!
Dr. Venture : [enters] Dean, you smell like a whore.
[Dean points at Hank]
Dr. Venture : What's the...? Oh, not agai... Brock!
Hank Venture : What? You said to put on your best outfit.
Dr. Venture : *Outfit*, Hank. Not costume!
Brock Samson : [enters] What the f...?
Dean Venture : Well, I guess you can't come. Right? Hank can't come?
Dr. Venture : Nice try, Dean.
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Dr. Venture : Lab shmab, I'm finished with work for today. No, I wanted the boys away because I made a discovery of the... non-scientific kind.
Brock Samson : What'd you find? Are you okay?
Dr. Venture : Oh, I'm more than okay. While perusing TV guide, I found a little - shall I say - flick, starring a one miss Dolly Parton, meow. Yeah, it seems she made a racy film called "The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas."
Brock Samson : Yeah, Doc, you're uh, gonna be disappointed there...
Dr. Venture : Don't ruin it for me. I have popcorn popping and the VCR set for stun!
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Dr. Venture : [about "The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas"] Brock, I am this close to seeing Dolly's goods. I mean, they can't sing for EVER.
