Semi-Pro (2008)
Matt Walsh: Father Pat the Ref
Quotes
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Father Pat the Ref : Corn dogs, Jackie! Corn dogs, for all these people!
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Father Pat the Ref : [blows the whistle] Traveling!
Jackie Moon : No, no, no, no! One of the half steps!
Father Pat the Ref : Come on, Jackie. You walked.
Jackie Moon : Suck my cock, I'll murder your family!
Father Pat the Ref : [blowing the whistle at him] You're gone, Jackie Moon!
Jackie Moon : What?
Dick Pepperfield : Jackie Moon is ejected from the game.
Jackie Moon : What did I say?
Father Pat the Ref : You said "S my C!"
[Jackie grabs the ball and kicks the ball]
Dick Pepperfield : And one lucky fan will go home with a game ball.
Jackie Moon : That's your head next time!
Father Pat the Ref : You're a big baby, Jackie! You cannot tell me to S my C!
Dick Pepperfield : Jackie Moon and the referee are really going at it here.
Jackie Moon : I didn't say anything!
Father Pat the Ref : You said S my C!
Jackie Moon : I barely raised my voice!
Father Pat the Ref : I should call your mother!
Jackie Moon : You need a phone to heaven to do that!
Father Pat the Ref : Maybe, your ma didn't go to heaven!
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Father Pat the Ref : You're a big baby, Jackie.