- [Lupin's car is going out of control]
- Daisuke Jigen: Slow down, would ya?
- Arsène Lupin III: I can't!
- Daisuke Jigen: What do you mean you can't?
- Arsène Lupin III: Hey, the friggin' brakes are out!
- [presses on the brakes]
- Arsène Lupin III: See?
- Daisuke Jigen: What? Well, don't just tap'em!
- Arsène Lupin III: I'm not just tapping! Look!
- Daisuke Jigen: Then how come it's not stopping?
- Arsène Lupin III: Because the brakes... are OUT!
- Arsène Lupin III: Okay, Jigen, try and guess what I'm thinking about right now.
- Daisuke Jigen: World peace?
- Arsène Lupin III: Uh, come on, man. Look, I'll give you the first letter, then you guess the second and so on, okay? The first letter is F and...?
- Daisuke Jigen: U?
- Arsène Lupin III: Ah, see? That wasn't so hard. Come on, Jigen. It's a 6-letter word and it starts with an F and a U.
- Daisuke Jigen: Fungus?
- Arsène Lupin III: Eww! Ehh!
- Daisuke Jigen: [sarcastically] Gee, you wouldn't be thinking about Fujiko, would ya?
- Arsène Lupin III: Am I really that predictable?
- [Zenigata sees Lupin and Jigen floating in mid air]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: GOOD GRAVY!
- Baron: Let me see!
- [He looks through the telescope]
- Baron: Ah, you see? Just as I told you. Hmm...
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: It's the damnedest damn thing I ever saw in my damn life!
- Arsène Lupin III: Who is this guy?
- X8: The profilers just call me X No. 8.
- Fujiko Mine: He's my new boyfriend.
- Arsène Lupin III: Hold on! I mean, hey, I thought I was your boyfriend, Fujiko!
- Fujiko Mine: Oh, please, come on. Why on earth would I want my children to look like Curious George?
- [after an accident, Lupin and Jigen are dangling from a tree branch]
- Daisuke Jigen: Uh, call me superstitious, but next time you're thinking about that broad, don't actually say her name out loud, okay?
- Arsène Lupin III: [jealous of the attention Fujiko is giving X8] I can't stand this! I'm dying over here!
- Daisuke Jigen: Why is that?
- Arsène Lupin III: And now the red and the blue are stuck together!
- Daisuke Jigen: Don't let it get to you.
- [Fujiko pops the bubble she and Lupin are in. She grows a new bubble for herself and Lupin plummets towards the ocean]
- Arsène Lupin III: Hey, that's not fair!
- Fujiko Mine: I'm sorry, Lupin.
- Arsène Lupin III: Help!
- [as he falls, he sees Zenigata in the ocean, ready to catch him]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: I won't give up!
- [He grins eagerly, then leaps out of the water at Lupin]
- Fujiko Mine: [tossing the bubble maker up and down in her hand] So tell me, did you invent this, or did you steal it?
- Arsène Lupin III: Well, I guess that depends on which one would really impress you.
- Fujiko Mine: I guess... I'd have to say if you invented it.
- Arsène Lupin III: [leaning in for a kiss] Okay, then let's just say that I invented it, shall we?
- Fujiko Mine: [holding up the pin-like tracking device Lupin planted in her hair] Okay.
- [She pops the bubble she and Lupin are in. Lupin begins to plummet towards the ocean and frantically claws at the air. Fujiko grows a new bubble for herself]
- Fujiko Mine: Then you can just make yourself a new one.
- Arsène Lupin III: But, Fujiko...!
- Fujiko Mine: [mockingly] What? You didn't lie, did you?
- Arsène Lupin III: Of course I did!
- [as he falls, he sees Zenigata in the ocean, waiting for him]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Don't worry, Lupin! I'll catch you!
- [He laughs eagerly]
- Arsène Lupin III: MOMMY!
- [Zenigata leaps out of the water at Lupin]