- [Upon hearing of Lupin's death, Goemon and Jigen have hysterics and run out of the house]
- Daisuke Jigen: PUMA! PUMA! SHOW YOUR FACE, YOU SONOFABITCH! WHERE ARE YOU?
- [Jigen shoots out lamp bulbs, while Goemon strikes down every tree in his path. Both eventually break down crying]
- [On hearing of Lupin's death, Zenigata goes insane with grief and rage]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: PUMA! I'LL GET YOU, YOU SONOFABITCH!
- [tears out of the house]
- Fujiko Mine: [while pursuing Lupin] You, of all people, shouldn't underestimate him.
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: I'm not. I'm doing this all by the book just to lull him into a false sense of security.
- Fujiko Mine: God help us.
- Daisuke Jigen: Hey, Lupin, just wake up, man. This is Fujiko we're talking about here and that bitch would sell us out for cab fare.
- Arsène Lupin III: [discussing Puma] So where would you hit me from, if you were him?
- Daisuke Jigen: I don't know. I'm not him.
- Arsène Lupin III: That's why I said "if". Now come on.
- [Lupin throws Jigen a pair of binoculars. Jigen then looks out the window]
- Daisuke Jigen: From that sailboat out there in the inlet or maybe the lighthouse. Boat's unstable though, and the lighthouse is a bit too far. Of course at night with the lights on in here, a blind man could hit ya from Boston.
- Arsène Lupin III: [about Puma] Well, I can't pass up the opportunity to meet him face to face.
- Daisuke Jigen: You really must be out of your friggin' mind, man.
- Arsène Lupin III: Hey, it's the chance of a lifetime.
- Daisuke Jigen: Yeah, because no one who meets him lives to tell about it.
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Hey, Lupin! Get up! Come on! Hey, Lupin! Cut it out, willya? Come on!
- [He shakes the thief's head]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: I'm not kiddin', Lupin! This isn't funny!
- [He starts crying]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Damn it, Lupin! It can't be true!
- Officer: Inspector, please, maybe you should control yourself.
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: [sobbing] You can't really be dead! I never told you this before, but I love you! What am I gonna do without you? You're my whole reason to live! How could you do this to me? I hate you! No, I don't! I don't! I'm sorry!
- [He rubs his tear-streaked face against Lupin's]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Please don't leave me, Lupin!
- Fujiko Mine: Pull over, Lupin! It's safer to let the police arrest you!
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: [putting his arm around Fujiko] Fujiko is absolutely right, Lupin! Do you think I would let you get killed by an assassin like Puma? Stop! Surrender peacefully and accept my handcuffs!
- [Fujiko gets annoyed and scratches Zenigata's face]
- Daisuke Jigen: Yo, Pops!
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Yo yourself, yah damn bastard! I oughta...
- [tackles Jigen]
- Daisuke Jigen: What the... hey!
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: What the hell kind of a partner are you anyway? How could you just let him go and die like that?
- Arsène Lupin III: [on the phone] And the inscription on the headstone should read: "Here lies poor Lupin, Fujiko-less. At least if she visits, he can look up her dress."
- Arsène Lupin III: So, uh, you wouldn't be aware of any reason the cops would be following us, now would ya?
- Daisuke Jigen: I've been keeping my nose pretty clean.
- Arsène Lupin III: Oh, yeah? Well, it wasn't your nose you exposed on the beach last night.
- Daisuke Jigen: And I suppose you've never taken a leak on the damn beach, Lupin?
- [after Puma kills his employer]
- Arsène Lupin III: [unseen] Poor sucker. Thought he was paying me back for beating him out of that Vienna job years ago. Funny thing about karma though, you know.
- Puma: That voice!
- Arsène Lupin III: You see, Puma, somehow it always seems to hit you from behind.
- Puma: What? Is that Lupin?
- [the door opens from behind Puma]
- Arsène Lupin III: Not me, though.
- [Puma draws his gun, but Lupin shoots it out of his hand, then appears with a stick of lighted dynamite]
- Arsène Lupin III: I wanted to see that face. Just once before I say... Hasta la bye bye!
- [Lupin blows up the yacht with Puma inside and escapes]
- Fujiko Mine: Come on, Lupin, please just let him catch you this one time.
- Arsène Lupin III: So, I guess this means we're going to be giving up together.
- Fujiko Mine: It does?
- Arsène Lupin III: Sure! That's the power of love.
- Fujiko Mine: I, love you?
- Arsène Lupin III: You see?
- Fujiko Mine: I'm not fooling around.
- Arsène Lupin III: 'Cause this is all you need.
- Fujiko Mine: You're gonna need a doctor.
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: [feeling like he's breaking up a fight between two squabbling children] Just shut up, you two! Both of ya!
- [Lupin wakes up from a long, sedated sleep as part of his plan]
- Arsène Lupin III: Mommy.
- [He yawns]
- Arsène Lupin III: What a nap.
- [Fujiko lifts off his casket lid and greets him with a knowing smile]
- Fujiko Mine: Are you all right?
- Arsène Lupin III: [sitting up with a rose in his hand] You tell me.
- [He leans in to kiss Fujiko and she slaps hm]
- Arsène Lupin III: Hey, what the hell kind of greeting is that? I mean, especially after that touching tribute that I gave you on my headstone.
- Fujiko Mine: [sarcastically] Yeah. Real romantic.
- [Lupin takes a look at the headstone]
- Arsène Lupin III: Hey! That's just crass!
- Guard: I have some things to return to you.
- [He tosses Goemon his Zantetsuken and Jigen his Magnum]
- Daisuke Jigen: [confused] What's going on?
- Fujiko Mine: You still don't get it?
- [the guard, laughs, then tears off his mask, revealing himself to be Lupin in disguise]
- Arsène Lupin III: Boo!