Lupin the 3rd (TV Series)
Oirudara wo nerae (1978)
Richard Epcar: Daisuke Jigen
Quotes
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[an oil pipeline has been blown up, causing an aftershock that rocks the gang's hotel room]
Daisuke Jigen : Yeah, so much for top-notch security.
Arsène Lupin III : [dreamily] Ah, security...
[Lupin is shown to have fallen face-first into Fujiko's cleavage, and is nuzzling her breasts happily to her disgust]
Arsène Lupin III : Mmmmm, it's a wonderful thing.
Fujiko Mine : You're pathetic, you know that?
[slaps him]
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Arsène Lupin III : What? But, hey! What about all the money?
Fujiko Mine : Hey, I wasn't exactly in a strong bargaining position or anything.
Arsène Lupin III : Yeah, but, couldn't you... You know...
Fujiko Mine : What, take on the whole group of them in alphabetical order?
Daisuke Jigen : Well, it's not like it'd be the first time or anything.
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Daisuke Jigen : Okay, Goemon. You take his right leg, I'll take his left one.
[They grab Lupin, hold him upside down and shake him]
Arsène Lupin III : Ooh! Ooh! Hey! Guys! Easy! Ow! Ooh! Uh! Ooh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Ooh!
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[Jigen paces back and forth across the room]
Goemon Ishikawa XIII : We did everything we could. You know that, Jigen.
Daisuke Jigen : Yeah, I know, I know.
Fujiko Mine : Poor Lupin.
Arsène Lupin III : [from the bathroom] Oh! Atlantic Ocean!
[He emerges feebly from the bathroom]
Daisuke Jigen : What happened? Are you all right?
Arsène Lupin III : Yeah. I'm fine.
[He presents the bomb Lawrence made him swallow]
Arsène Lupin III : But that horse laxative almost did me in.
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Daisuke Jigen : Hey, guess who just located us.
Arsène Lupin III : Tell me it's not Pops.
Daisuke Jigen : Yep.
[Lupin suddenly feels the laxative kick in again]
Arsène Lupin III : Oh, damn it! Not again!
[He clutches his stomach and scurries to the bathroom]
Arsène Lupin III : Oh, geez, this is embarrassing!