- The Scotsman: Is she a fast ship?
- Captain: She's fast enough for you, Scots man. Whe're ya headed?
- The Scotsman: The great unknown.
- Sailors: Ooooooooooh...
- Captain: Arr, that's the real trick, isn't it? And it's gonna cost ya. Ten Thousand, in advance.
- Brent Worthington: Like ten thousand? Dude, we could like almost buy our own ship for that. Dude, I know this guy...
- Captain: Yeah... but who's gonna sail it, kid, you?
- Brent Worthington: Well, like, yeah, I could. I worked on a boat before.
- [upon bringing Jack to a bustling sea port]
- The Scotsman: Ye will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy... and the crab cakes aren't bad either.