- Ganeesh: A wise man knows everything. A shrewd one, everybody. You can hide but you cannot run. A true coward does not run from his opponent but from himself. Many receive advice. Only the wise profit by it.
- Gordo: I am the master mechanic, the alpha and omega. I will put a hurting on you, slave. I'm gonna tear you up into little shreds, and then I'm gonna take those shreds and tear them up into little shreds. I will make your mother cry. I will make your Aunt Edna from Withershoot proper, south of Barnaby cry. Are you ready for pain, Two Sandals?
- [crowd cheers]
- Samurai Jack: I am not intimidated by your shouting. A true warrior fights not with words, but...
- [Gordo the Gruesome punches Samurai Jack in the face]